Thursday, August 7, 2014

Fall For It

  In the time you take to read this, this many kittens just died (timed and verified):

                              [ See End For Counts ]

I forgot to mention, that this is going to be a daily post, but in human days, as seen from a cat's point of view, is about 2 months. It only gives me enough time to post this.

Over the summer I have found that cats are constantly in heat and that my servers are constantly overheating. Theres a connection for sure there. I've also found that the cats have been demanding money for food, as do the servers demand money for electricity, as do the copies of Ubuntu demand donations. Coincidence? I think not.

The dog, however... who cares.. this is not the time nor place for that. And don't get me started about those bunnies outside, they are multiplying like... bunnies.

Stay Tuned for the Next Episode

2 months from now... maybe sooner?

Totals: 4 kittens killed by reading this post
Totals: 15 pages viewed (not me) =
Totals: 60 kittens killed this summer so far
Totals: This is far better than I thought thanks for not reading!

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Kitten Lovers Unite!

Only 40 Seconds And They're History!

   Did you know? Every 10 seconds another Kitten is put to death in the U.S.?  Read this quickly because 5 kittens have already died by the time this paragraph has been read. What does Kitten death have to do with Linux? Nothing!!! But I am going to spend my summer here trying to find some connection. I have 12 Cats and 4 Kittens, and a Dog to help me out here. And in my yard, a few bunnies, in the attic, a rack of Linux Servers!! 

   There IS a connection... so far the only connection is that the male cats will pee on my servers if I don't close the attic door. I learned the other day that cats and servers are not a good mix. We are supposed to be saving kittens right? You can start by not reading this. In the time it took you to read this article, at least 20 kittens have been put to death against their will(?)

  I am looking forward to a summer with You, Me, My Pets, some Linux Servers, and of course,  over the course of approximately 3 months, according to 1 kitten per 10 seconds, makes 777,777 dead kittens!!  Does that make you feel lucky? 

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